It happens to all of us from time to time. You're engaged in a discussion about a given topic - could be in a business meeting or a dinner party or some other social function, or complete waste of time such as Ecademy discussion or Twitter, or frolicking with Facebook Friends, when your world wobbles and your become uncertain of your point of view.

Alternatively, in similar circumstances you want some other point of view with which to over come your interlocutor, or with which to change tack completely*, or to present yourself as the voice of reason, the devil's advocate.

It is with great delight (or Angel Delight, but deffo not Sunny Delight) that the SH Store brings you a fine selection of hand crafted, thoroughly un-researched, un-copyrightable, misspelt and grammatically incorrect POINTS OF VIEW.

These handy POINTS OF VIEW can be bought individually, or singly, or as a complete collection of unitary items, to suit the actual occasion for which you need them. Never be without a POINT OF VIEW again... project yourself as an erudite wit, not a half wit with half a whit of intelligence!

Simply insert the relevant POINT OF VIEW in the the appropriate space in your conversation/argument/discussion/heated discussion/life (delete as applicable) and watch with fascination as your conversationalists are DUMFOUNDED with your total and utter brilliance and word play.

Choose from our purpose built themes:
* My Daily Twitter
* Did Oscar Wilde say that?
001 The Ecademy put down
002 Blackstar bullshit
003 I met a geezer down the pub
004 Shakespeare in Loveth (for the older generationeth known as Generation Eth)
005 Technical Tittle Tattle
006 Tittle Tattle
007 Shhhh... I'll have to kill you now I've told you
008 Total obsequiousness

To order your POINTS OF VIEW simply dial 0979Spacehoppers with the totally irrelevant "00" number of your choice. All major, medium and minor forms of payment are accepted especially cash whilst we still have it. Sexual favours are also gratefully received, though this won't help with the delivery of your POINTS OF VIEW.

Not available in the stores, only available from the Spacehoppers Store, POINTS OF VIEW are a Spacehoppers stores production and as such you aren't protected at all by our standard terms and conditions, so don't complain if one of our POINTS OF VIEW results in a smack in the mouth.

Each theme contains 101 POINTS OF VIEW and costs £99.99 ex VAT, or £2000 for the whole gift wrapped box set with Director's cut.

* This option for MALES only as FEMALES have this capability ready installed.